Cunnilingus comes from the Latin words cunnus meaning vulva + lingere meaning “to lick”. This sexual act is also known commonly as going downtown, eating a girl out, carpet munching, muff diving, eating at the pussy palace, and for reasons unknown—“snacking at the Y.” After this episode, we can safely say a new personal favorite is “face fucking.” (Thanks Sugar.)

So get out a notebook and a pen right now. Seriously, you’re going to want it! Whether you love to give it or get it, and most especially if you really don’t like it at all—THIS EPISODE IS THE TICKET TO THE GOLDEN PUSSY PALACE in your love life.

P.S. If you’re a gay man and this really ain’t your bowl of cherries, feel free to just listen and laugh because this convo is ridonc. OR you can just fast forward to our next episode on blowjobs where we have two male guests, one gay and one straight, to give us the skinny on giving the most midblowing head on earth. Who loves you? (We do! Obviously.)