Single, sexually empowered, and horny AF. Yes, that’s right folks, Lindsey is single! After years of thinking she was with her forever person and future baby daddy, Lindsey was informed by Matt that he didn’t want any more kids after all. Wah wahhhhh. So rather than grieve for half the years that she was with her man, or whatever that stupid formula for getting over a breakup is, Lindsey got the fuck out into the world and enjoyed her newfound freedom. And she did ALL the things. Like dating a couple. And shattering their glass butt plug.

Why are you still reading? Just listen to the damn episode already—SO GOOD.