Season’s Greetings Clitterati! We love love love our fans. And today for the holy days of Solsticekwanukkahmas, we are celebrating by sharing some of our recent mindblowing fan mail.

Some people meditate, I masturbate. —Grace, Clit Talk’s biggest fan

In this episode we are so blessed to experience (spoiler alert) our Clitterati’s deep moments, how masturbation makes for great icebreaker party talk, (spoiler alert) a super surprise pussy flash, and our biggest fan IN THE STUDIO WITH US! Oh yeah, and anal masturbation.

She’s an anal sex ninja. —Lindsey

A very special thank you to Miss Australia, Mr. Amazing, and our 46-year-old Anonymous Fans for sending your fan mail our way. WE LOVE YOU!