Every pussy has a story to tell, and today the cast of Clit Talk went to a place called Pussy Church to hear they had to say. Our priestess-in-residence was the one and only Sierra Sullivan aka The Pussy Oracle. Much like palm reading, The Pussy Oracle reads pussies by their folds, colors, and skin tones to discover the hidden wisdom within and translate that to the women lying spread eagle before her.

Now Pussy Church is when women gather to witness these readings. I’m not gonna lie, it was an edge for us her in the Clit Crew. But as soon as we showed up together, the weirdness dissipated immediately. We sat on a long bench at the end of a bed as two brave souls from the Pussy Posse laid themselves bare before us. It somehow felt absolutely normal as we analyzed the shapes and colors like little girls deciphering shapes in the clouds.

In the end, we realized why something so seemingly outlandish felt so normal. Women have been doing this since the beginning of women…gathering around each other’s pussies for birth times, for healing reproductive illness, and even in today’s world for waxing and vajazzling and “do you think this is an STD or do I just have a really bad ingrown hair?” There ain’t nothing new about women witnessing each other’s pussies in an intimate way…what’s new about Pussy Church is the vocal waves of love and adoration. We oo’ed and ah’ed and had a religious experience witnessing the divine portal through which new life enters the earth plane.

Hold up! Which cast members laid it all out for the world to see? Katie?! Melody?! Crystal?! Wouldn’t you like to know? So turn up your podcast platform of choice already Clitterati, because this episode is put of this worrrrrrrld.

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This workshop from the Pussy Oracle herself, Sierra Sullivan, is absolute magic. And it’s a gift! That’s right, it’s totally free when you sign up here.