Life partner, main squeeze, friends with bennies, or one time hook-up—what dating app should you choose to meet your best match? Match? Or Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Field, The League, OK Cupid, Plenty of Fish, Coffee, Bagels, OMG! So many! And once you’re there, how on Earth do you land your prey? Er, we mean uh, meet the person of your dreams.

With Lindsey fresh out of a breakup with her long term live-in man, we decided we needed experts to craft the most informative episode on dating possible. So we brought in our resident app connoisseur Tamiko and one of our favorite men in the world “Jeremy” to share their tried and true methodologies to internet mating.

Tune in to learn Tamiko’s expert system on working dating apps to your greatest advantage—from your photo strategy, dealing with a barrage of dick pics, and what time to text people from apps to get what you’re looking for to how to take the ultimate revenge on arseholes who make awful comments to you on dating apps. Jeremy weighs in on all that plus catfishing, actually reading the profiles, and most importantly how to spend the least amount of time possible getting the greatest possible results.